I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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