Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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