i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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