they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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