I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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