zippers are such a cool invention
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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