My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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