Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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