using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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