If i come over, it means nothing
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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