Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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