D3 body, D1 cock
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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