Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He has the fingertips of a God
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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