How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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