btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I love you. Go after that dick
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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