How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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