I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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