let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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