do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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