my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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