It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
