One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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