he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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