so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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