is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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