Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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