Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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