kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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