I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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