We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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