so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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