My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
