Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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