i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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