I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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