Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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