hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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