if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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