New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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