Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
she smelled like a LAN party
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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