When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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