The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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