in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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