porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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