I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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