Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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