brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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