Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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