Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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