I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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