ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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