i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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