If i come over, it means nothing
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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